Funny Songs.  Real animals.

​​Created by Michael Todd
with Cora Gutel, Nick Geist, & Chris Todd


   (Mercenaria mercenaria)
 aka hard clam, round clam, or hard-shell clam 

The Quahog is an edible marine bivalve mollusc native to the eastern shores of North and Central America, from Prince Edward Island to the Yucatán Peninsula. It is one of many unrelated bivalves referred to as "clams." 

The oldest living organism, quahogs have been found to live 500 years or more.

Confusingly, the "ocean quahog" is a different species, Arctica islandica, which, although superficially similar in shape, is in a different family of bivalves.

New England tribes made valuable beads called wampum from the shells, especially those colored purple.

You live for 500 years?

I only live a day! 

Underwater Jaminalz

Jaminalz in the Air

Creepy Jaminalz

Jaminalz Around the World

Real Life Jaminalz

Quahog  Songbook

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500 years is not enough to spend with you, my love!